It's all in the foundations...

Yesterday when I was In Asda I noticed that they had a sale.  I scoured the rails but to be honest there was nothing that I either wanted or needed! Then I found an all-in-one-suck-you-in-lift-you up kind of undergarment in nude colouring.  Yes I thought to myself, I've watched Gok and understand it's always important to get your foundation right, so I'll give it a try.  In my mind I was going to look like a size zero with a wash board stomach and pert bosoms that any young woman would be proud of.  Instead I ended up looking like Mrs Doubtfire in her body suit...